Sunday, January 6, 2008
THE WAY LIFE SHOULD BE
THE WAY LIFE SHOULD BE
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and spend your last nine months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then............. You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
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8 comments:
Beautiful little piece. Plenty of wit. I love it.
Thank you 'adhi.'
Just so you know, I'm Callighan in Boot's site.
Keep up the good work!
HIYA!!
**big hugs** Thats good to know Callighan. And thanks.
You know, a lot of what you write on this blog are inspiring. Something quite soothing in the heat of a very busy day. "The Way Life Should Be" was quite cathartic in a way. "My Own Rules For Living" inspired me.
Now I will definitely lurk your blog more often. ^_^
I am very happy to hear this! I've tried to show my blog to my family and some friends, but they dont seem interested in what I unload from my mind. =(
My blog is really thanks to Boots encouraging. He told me shortly after I made this, I needed to keep it fresh with my own personality. So, I try to anyway.
And I would love to have you lurk in my blog. LOL
Just poking around and wanted to let you know that I enjoyed very much reading "How Life Should Be".
:-)
Ummmm... *raising hand... and continue without waiting to be called*
What.. Ummm... what comes after the orgasm ?
*fake innocent look*
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