Saturday, November 17, 2007

I dont know about ya'll, but I have a good laugh whenever I read this.

Thought I would pass it along.

Boots, if your reading this, this one poem is especialy for you.

What If Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Manuals?


If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on your cable on the gable at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom!

2 comments:

`INU` said...

UNBELIEVABLE MATH PROBLEM

Here is a math trick so unbelievable that it will stump you.
Personally I would like to know who came up with this and why that personis not running the country.
1. Grab a calculator.
(you won't be able to do this one in your head)
2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number
(NOT the area code)
3. Multiply by 804.
Add 15.
Multiply by 2506.
Add the last 4 digits of your phone number,
(a # between 0001 & 9999)
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.
8. Subtract 2509.
Divide number by 2

Do you recognize the answer?

Anonymous said...

I've come accrossed this long time ago. And I laughed as hard now as I was then...
Seuss is a genious.
And you... *kiss on the forehead*
Are the sweetest.

Thanks for the laugh.